Friday, July 13, 2012

I-uh-I-I-I want the kniiiiiiife......pleeeeeeeease!

I was skimming my Facebook Timeline (thanks a lot for that shit FB!) just to see if I might have missed a life altering post like this....
or this....

And what do I find but one of my Cafe World posts asking for all my FBies (pronounced Phoebes by the way)  to click on as many of my thousands of irritating game posts as they can in order to become one of  mother's little helpers (because barbiturates are so 1960s) and raise me up through the pissant ranks of McDonalds fry cook to Wolfgang Puck greatness for a game that makes us cook deviled eggs for 18 hours and a chicken pot pie for 2 days to reach the ultimate goal of level eleventy-million. But I digress....

This post was just silly as it was asking for help getting me some knife. Truly. Take a Looksee...
So, yeah...in addition to the whole silliness of me needing some knife I now have Eddie Murphy in my head asking for some knife like this....