Friday, September 16, 2011

Scott Weiland You Wanker!

Yep, Fucking Scott Weiland totally fucked up my Friday.

It all started not quite 2 months ago when the casino I work at offered all the employees 4 free tickets to whatever concert we wanted (you could get all 4 to one concert or break it up however you wanted.) I opted to get 2 tickets to Debbie Gibson and Tiffany (yes I'm a super dork) and 2 tickets to STP. A little diverse in my music tastes, I am (and suddenly speaking Yoda too...weird.)

Anyway, I went to the Debbie/Tiffany concert (never did write about it but I suppose I could in the future.....no one said I had to blog about current events right?) and was totally looking forward to Stone Temple Pilots even though the tickets were for their rescheduled show.

WHAT? Rescheduled?

Yep...They were originally scheduled earlier this summer but postponed that date to tomorrow night only to cancel completely. The word on the net is that Weiland is suffering from vocal cord inflammation, according to his physician, but since he does have a habit of not completing tours one does have to wonder if he isn't back on the smack.

So, they canceled. Whatever. I think I'm more pissed that I wasted 2 of my free tickets than anything. My job is refunding the concert ticket costs to those who paid of course but I'm still left with 2 worthless pieces of bullshit and the knowledge that I knew back when I got them I should have chosen Bush instead. Fuck Me Running!

I did do some research to see if I could find out cause and whatnot and there is actually very little I could find about the cancellations other than a team of doctors all stood around and agreed with each other that Weiland could very well suffer from a vocal hemorrhage. At which point I instantly thought of diarhea of the mouth, which has absolutely nothing to do with a "vocal hemorrhage" other than bodily fluids would pour out of Weiland's mouth like a fountain (at least in my head) and I tend to talk about poop a lot. But honestly, see those quote marks? I didn't just insert them there to be facetious. The doctor actually said "vocal hemorrhage".

Now, typically the word hemorrhage is used to describe huge amounts of bleeding but it can also just be a vague term for any widespread or uncontrolled loss or diffusion. See? Verbal diarrhea. I can totally justify poop anytime, let me tell you.
 

Oh, here is a comment that I wish I had made from the Channel 3 website, Louisville KY article....
suppressio_veritas said..."Weiland can't finish a tour? Imagine that! At least he got a doctor's note this time..."

And the one I'm glad I didn't even think about making courtesy of  Facebook's  Sour Girl By Stone Temple Pilots profile (made after this picture).....

Random Girl Who Posts Sexual Innuendos On Public Facebook Pages Using Her Real Name And Thinks She Should Remain Anonymous: "i just cant even look at this pic without getting uncomfortable in my chair...love u guys..."

*I am such a bitch I left the her name in the quote on purpose. I figure if you make comments on public FB pages you should expect someone to see who you are right? Crap now I have to go back and try to remember what incriminating statements I may have made on public FB profiles and worry about potential stalkers. I wish.

Random Girl should get a better chair. One that is more comfortable, definitely. It's not that I think STP is a bunch of unattractive guys but since I'm all pissed at Weiland I'm just going to say that he is not bad looking if you like that anorexic-heroin addict type....
*Updated 10/9/12: Random Girl... Emailed me and *cough*kindly*cough-cough* asked that I remove her name from my blog. I am nothing, if not accommodating. So technically this particular paragraph makes no sense now but whatever.

Thursday, September 1, 2011

What do you write when you have nothing to say?

I got nothin'. Seriously. Nothing worth mentioning but really don't want too long between posts. I am a terrible procrastinator and just know that if I let too many days go by without attempting to type up some crap here I'll end up saying something along the lines of "I'll post something tomorrow." which never happens.

So since I have nothing really worth mentioning I decided to dig through my Facebook photo albums and share.

So, here it is....Shit I think is funny...

Found this gem at the Quik Trip in Platte City, MO on my road trip to Texas this last June.
When 29 Cases just aren't enough....
 Once I posted the pic I suggested that my FB friends should make their own captions....I was the only one playing though....I couldn't decide if I was the only one who found this funny or if I was the only loser on Facebook that day.
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Sorry about the crappy phone pic....since taking this picture I have found I actually do have a zoom.
Lawn Furniture
 I took that while picking up my niece for lunch one day. I live less than a mile from this house and 2 months later I am pretty sure it was still there....matter of fact I think a recliner was added to the sitting arrangement.
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This is not a photo but something I found online. It was listed somewhere under the title "Choose Your Own Adventure Book Titles that didn't make the cut"....Maybe I was the only Geek that read these when I was a kid or maybe I'm the only one who randomly "crushes people's heads"
I'm Crushing Your Head! I'm Pinching Your Face!
Ok I think that's it for now. It's almost 5am...if I head to bed now I might be asleep by 6:30.